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Its joke time mga tropa, hehehe.

Joke #1
Street Vendor : "bili na kayo ng relo! gold watch ito!
pag namuti, white gold!
pag huminto stopwatch!"

comment: corny Laughing Laughing Laughing

Joke #2
Couple talking:
wife : hon, paki fix naman ilaw sa labas.
husband : hello!? electrician ba ako?
wife : eh di pkigawa na lang hagdan natin.
husband : hello!? karpintero ba ako?
umalis c husband, pagbalik gawa na lahat ng sira sa bahay. tinanong niya wife kung sino gumawa ng trabaho.
wife : kasi kanina a man saw me crying, sabi ko dami sira dito sa bahay. so he offered to help in exhange of either sex or bake ako ng cake.
husband : so pnag-bake mo siya ng cake?
wife : hello?! baker ba ako?!

comment: Wink


Joke #3
WIFE: Himala! aga mong umuwi ngayon.
HUSBAND: Sunod ko lang utos ng boss ko. Sabi nya "GO TO HELL", kaya ito uwi agad ako..

comment: Laughing

Joke #4
Population policies of countries:
China: Stop at 1 child.
Singapore: Stop at 2 children
Phil: STOP AT 4 A.M.!
Laughing Laughing Laughing

Joke#5
WIFE: I'm warning you! Parating na husband ko in 1 hour!
HANDSOME VISITOR: Wala naman akong ginawang masama ah?
WIFE: kaya nga! kung may balak ka, GAWIN MONA!!!
Laughing Laughing Laughing

Joke#6
ANG MARRIED LIFE....
May isang intsik na sa sobrang hilig sa karaoke ay inabot ng 5 am.
Dahil sa takot mabugbog ni misis, nag-text ng:
"HUWAG KA BAYAD RANSOM. NAKATAKAS AKO. UWI NA KO!"
Laughing Laughing Laughing

Joke #7
Panahon ng mga Hapones
May mga hostage na mga dalagang Filipina ksama ang isang matandang lola

COMMANDER: Reypin nio LAHAT NG BABAE na hostage natin, LAHAT! WALANG ITITIRA!!
HOSTAGE: HUHUHUHUHUHUH, maawa na po kayo sa amin!!
LOLA: Laughing (nakangiti at masayang masaya sabay sabi) O MAMANG HAPON, NARINIG NIO HA!? LAHAT DAW SABI NI COMMANDER GENERAL...

Laughing Laughing Laughing





4 Comments to “Joke Time!”

Anonymous (May 8, 2009 at 1:42 PM)

wahwahwah....


thanks..!

# Posted by Adrenalynn (May 8, 2009 at 8:22 PM)

Haha, I didn't understand a word :)

I tagged you for a meme on my blog! :)

# Posted by j l0 (May 8, 2009 at 8:30 PM)

hehehe... Sorry.. that's our own.. dialogue that is Tagalog... Ok... thank you....

# Posted by Bati (May 8, 2009 at 10:29 PM)

Hahaha,really funny. I do not think put a open window ads is a good way to earn money